Imagine assaulting a prostitute and get sentenced to two month being a prostitute. Imagine assaulting a police officer and getting sentenced to two month continue assaulting other (but now with a gun).
I would assault a CEO.
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No one wants to go to jail anymore
Oh she got a month in jail too. Headline writers just wanna focus on the things that pops.