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[โ€“] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't think it's ok to fuck a horse even if you're a centaur ๐Ÿคจ

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

But what if centaur speak horse? And then it turns out that specific centaur was a lying horse rapist and set back species relations another century... Damn Karl.

[โ€“] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

It's perfectly fine as long as centaurs are sentient.

It's not wrong as long as everyone can properly consent, have a full understanding of the situation, and there's no coercion.

[โ€“] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Quick question, WHY do these funnyish tumblr crops always have one of those annoying "tumblrism"(for lack of a better term) comments on the bottom? Just crop a little higher...

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Its like a laugh track but for memes, I guess

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

{FUNNY CONTENT}

now what the heck???

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm thirsty for that centussy ๐Ÿฅต

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

You didn't have to say that, you know

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If it had a horse neck i don't think that it would be able to speak like a human though.

[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Maybe the exterior of the neck is horse but the interior is human?

Would be able to fit the vocal folds of a hell of a bass singer in that bad boy!

(Deep voices have longer and thicker vocal folds)

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you think a horse would be able to make horse sounds if it had a human neck? That's the real question here

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He was in a very famous TV show.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

But that was 75% human 25% horse, no?

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

The illustration implies that fauns are actually only 25% goats, which means they had a centaur-like ancestor who slept with a human

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

On one hand, informed consent seems to be the rule for interpersonal couplings. On the other hand we still get squicky about incest, even when accidental offspring are not a concern (say, a gay coupling, or the sister is barren).

Centaurs are notoriously randy, and I suspect would take to horses like shepards to sheep if they were lonely enough. But yeah, the genes might be incompatable, or create a non-true offspring like mules and Labradoodles

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Centaurs are sentient -> You can fuck the centaur, the centaur can't fuck the horse

Centaurs are not sentient -> You can't fuck the centaur, can the centaur fuck the horse? idk

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Also known as the "Winston from Overwatch" conundrum.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

But dominant traits, so it would all revert to a horse right?

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Idk if you can make a genetic argument about centaurs breeding with horses tbh. I think that conversation only happens if you handwave DNA lmao

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

You mean you don't handweave DNA?

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But, genetics says that the amount of genes inherited from each parent is fairly random.

75% horse might instead have a horse head, a horse torso, but human arms coming out of its overly thick horse neck.

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I think genetics would say there would be no pregnancy, just as a human and monkey cannot have babies

[โ€“] BlemboTheThird 8 points 1 year ago

i always figured centaurs would be entirely their own species, so it's bestiality in either direction. Like if you could ask a goose whether it would rather pair up with a cockatiel or an ostrich, i don't think it'd be happy about either choice

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

In Spanish, the word "bigote" means mustache

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

If it's anything like WoD you'll have a horse that can shapeshit into a human. I just throw this in to create discord.