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[–] [email protected] 74 points 2 years ago (3 children)

It’s a fake guys. Don’t be so naive.
Fact-check

[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I should've probably clarified this is satire - what's most amusing to me, however, is the fact that this requires a fact check to begin with

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My first thought was "I don't think it's real, but it could be"

Man is more unpredictable than a baboon on a lethal dose of flakka

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

yeah my first thought was fake, but then.... he's so fucking stupid and insane... whatever. Never really used twitter, def dont now. Just watchin with popcorn. Enjoying the fall.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Right? If I saw a screenshot from Elon saying "I believe the solution to world hunger is to grind orphans and poor people into sausages," I'd have to check if it were true because dude is unhinged.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Is that not why he's on such a mission to increase birth rates?

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 years ago (2 children)

the real one isn't better tbh (tl;dr: he originally tweeted that 'cis' and 'cisgender' are slurs, also many links are down because of his whole rate limit policy)

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

That’s far worse. I’ll take egotistical vanity over transphobia any day.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Literally any words could be made a slur dependent on how you use them. It's the ones that are near universally a slur, such as the N word, that anyone should care about.

The fact he didn't feel the need to censor cisgender would be enough to tell you on what level that "slur" actually is.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

or he just wanted to use slurs. i mean it's elon musk, you can't discount that possibility

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

So it's fine to spam "Grimes left you"? Gotcha

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I have a few more slurs for him to ban:

"Emerald mine owner"

"Slave labour profiteer"

"Your daughter hates you"

"Minus two thirds valuation"

"Still no self driving"

Except I've left Twitter long ago. Too bad.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

"still no self driving" lmao

on that note, where is the 2020 roadster?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"Free speech platform"

They're not even spreading misinformation!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Twitter is happier without me.

No: I am happier without Twitter

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Twitter is happier without twitter

[–] carbonprop 22 points 2 years ago

Dudes got thin skin.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

What a fucking cisgender.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

"Free speech absolutist"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Elon is literally the opposite of free speech, yet he claims to love it. Fucking hypocrite.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

I can’t read tweets anymore, so I’ just gonna assume this is 100% legit

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

This post was fact checked by true Dark Brandon acolytes

It's fake but we wish it was true

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

This is just sad

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Dude got thinner skin than KD

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Misinfo flair?