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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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Sisko Explains It All (startrek.website)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I'm not saying I didn't masturbate thinking about Clarissa when I was a teenager in the 90s, but I didn't not masturbate thinking about Clarissa when I was a teenager in the 90s.

Too bad she's a nutcase.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You could have easily not posted this.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

Sorry, should I have been more explicit?

In that case, I definitely masturbated while thinking about Clarissa when I was a teenager in the 90s.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Yeah, but it's reassuring that we're not alone

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm unfamiliar with her nutcasity, can you elucidate?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

She's a right-wing evangelical. This will tell you all about it:

https://archive.is/H15fc

What's funny is she used to be very open about her sex life and even said she would be willing to pose topless for Playboy, so I'm not quite sure when this happened.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Ugh, damn religion ruining our Playboys.

Also, you shouldn't directly link to that site and give them revenue because it's another one of those religious nut "media biblical rating" websites. Use something like archive.is to grab an archive once (if they don't already have it) and post that link

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I wasn't aware of what the site is about, but archive.is does not seem to be working with it. At least not on my end.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Thanks. Editing my original comment.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I recently learned this myself; very disappointing.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

One of the best Trek episodes of all time. I especially loved Andrew Robinson's performance as Garak gleefully gets Sisko to cross moral lines to accomplish his goals and rubs the hypocrisy of it all in his face.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

"For you, the day Elim Garak graced your ready room was the most important day of your war. But for me, it was a Tuesday."