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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Here is the template:

Do your magic ;)

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Reject groomers.

Embrace otter.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sea otters have been regularly observed to rape baby seals over weeks, and continue raping them after they've died.

River otters are cute though.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I would like to unsubscribe from rape facts. Thanks

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hopefully someone doesn't tell you about penguins

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

But they are so cute though, look at them walking around, falling over the little goofballs.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Like people wouldn't force them to mate with seals if it would produce something cute for the Internet.

Stolen from a comedy sketch I saw in Orlando.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm always down for replacing problematic celebrities, especially when you can replace them with precious critters.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Yes, yes...most species have individuals that do horrible things to other animals/species, but I'm more willing to ignore the outliers of species that do not have the capacity for complex ethical philosophy. In this case, pointing out aberrant abominable behavior is more pedantry than discourse, in my opinion.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

If you haven't replaced your Drake meme template with this one yet, you otter.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

It is otterly funny

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

At least otters don't sexually harass underage girls via whiny text message. I'll take the otter over Drake any day!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

I always like to use anotter template.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Otters are brilliant! Not quite as good as rabbits but they're still pretty good, thanks for the new template!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Okay but you didn't give us the template

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Done!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Thanks!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

We had the same idea ;)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Ok, i forgot! Let me make it ;)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Question: if I don't have any other themes listed on my instance can I use a theme or does the instance owner have to apply it?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

🤨

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Oops, wrong post.

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