I choose to forever cringe at my first chosen name.
this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2023
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I didn't exist before, and I still don't. I have never existed, and I never will.
What can I say? I like my name so much I went and made it my Lemmy domain and my username.
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Rate my username.
A wizard does not change his username, he carries it with the same pride or shame that one does of any nickname earned in highschool-college.
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I'm happy with my new username.
I'm happy you're happy.
I like my new user name.
It hurts
Absolutely.
I got my username back! I missed it. Got banned from reddit and used some alt for a while.
I like this username. Keeping it.
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Some usernames should stay the same though, right?
I refuse.
I knew I should have added "3000" to the end of my lemmy name. DestroyerOfWorlds just sounds so weak now.
I should have thought of that.
waiting for Reddit’s own isis-blowjob-slave to make an appearance
I eagerly await Lemmy's "u/PM_ME_YOUR_BUTTHOLE" phase, if only so we can get it over with and move on.
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Yeah no way hose. Changing the name here would be admitting to myself that it was a stupid nickname back then. I mean, i know it was a stupid nickname but admitting it is a step too far.
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Anyone comes up in here with random word + random word + random number, we're going to have a fight.
Eat me.
My reddit name was based off of a meme from 2009... Funny at the time but boy it certainly showed it's age as time went on.
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That's what I was thinking too. All 11 inches of me.
I was born Kamehameherp, and I will die Kamehameherp.