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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sure, but that's also the ideal way to go out. Definitely beats being one of those people that shakes a vending machine in a fit of a rage and ends up being crushed over a bag of Cheetos.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

being crushed under a bag of Cheetos.

[–] usualsuspect191 5 points 1 year ago

Dangerously cheesy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Don't kinkshame me, please.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

My last panel: "That'd be nice." ZZZZzzzz

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

No shit, that's why you should sleep at night.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was already going to go to sleep. You don’t have to sell me on it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

You son of a bitch, I'm in!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

That's why I sleep at night

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jokes on you, I'm into this shit!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Well sure, but if you think about the fact that there are 8.1 billion people in the world and then consider that if you're really lucky you might live to 100... That's (365 × 100) × (60k ÷ 8.1b) × (100%)... You only have a 27% chance of dying this way... Honestly didn't expect it to be that high.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago
[–] Pratai 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

From what I understand- no one dies peacefully in their sleep. They always wake up… then die.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You could definitely have an aneurism in your sleep. Those can be pretty much instant death.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

this is what I actually think of every time I go to bed

unrelated, but I have been diagnosed with GAD and insomnia

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

When i die, I'm going out like Elvis. On the toilet.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It is what it is.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

That's actually a good death, probably the best.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I think you're a lot more likely to die awake than to die asleep