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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

touch women

touch: cannot touch 'women': Not enough permissions

sudo !!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

to my fbi agent, for legal reasons, this is a joke, i would never touch women in real life

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You're on lemmy, we already know.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

User doesn't have sudo permissions. This incident will be reported.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don't trust the dudes telling you to chmod 777 everything.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Don't trust the dudes telling you to not trust the dudes telling you to chmod 777 everything

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago