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[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This is so relatable it hurts. If this were reddit I'd give you gold.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Here we give them lemjobs instead. You gotta help post daddy get his lemmys off.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

I’d rather a lemjob anyway

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Y’all are getting lemjobs?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Ugh, take my upvote.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Dude, you don’t have lemmy gold?

You can get it right in [content only for lemmy-pro subscribers]

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Man, why am I like that? I feel like garbage in the morning. Sluggish and stiff. Then I cant think straight till Ive had lunch. Then I feel sluggish after lunch from sitting down. Then finally when its time to clock out, Ive got all this energy and mental clarity. Like all my best productivity happens after 6 PM.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Also me but with ADHD on top.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

That just makes it more fun!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Then it comes time to fall asleep and my brain is running at full-tilt, wide awake; reliving every last mistake I’ve ever made and how I could do better until I look at the clock and realize it’s been 3 hours.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Post lunch sleepies is the best. I wish I could get that feeling at bedtime each night

[–] Brochetudo 12 points 2 years ago

I'm not super useful until I've had three gallons of ice cream, then I'm stuffed and useful for the rest of the month

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

I'm in this post and I don't like it...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

And now imagine your self-employed and you're pretty much in my universe. Customers aren't people, they are a measure of disturbance. Nevertheless I love my customers, I'm just built that way I guess.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I've been using extended release caffeine, it's great to stop that crash.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Can’t say I’ve heard of it before, but it makes sense.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

As someone else said, a good protein-based breakfast helps not be too hungry for lunch, and I'd add that if caffeine is tough but necessary, switch to black/oolong tea, you can add cream/sugar and it's close to milk coffee. Much lower caffeine, yet still works.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Seems about right. Let's be honest 3 hours of actual work is probably the max I've ever done. In a single day. Most days 30mins to a hour. This is why everyone actually so busy to keep it this way... Lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I knew it! Someone was watching me.