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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

First week of 2024 and I had to put my dog of 15 years down, 2024 can fuck right off already, I'm done with it.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel you, I had to put my wife of 15 years down as well

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

What kind of put down did you use?

You breath smells in the morning? Where there people there saying Daaamn for your putdowns?

Spill the beans mate

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

i'm sorry for your loss.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago

i'm going through a really nasty divorce. ex called child services on me to say that i'm a danger to my kids. they started an investigation. the whole process got really dragged out. i haven't been able to spend much time with my kids because while the investigation is ongoing, the judge ordered that i only would get them every other weekend from saturday morning til sunday evening. investigation wrapped up at the end of 2023. child services didn't find any evidence that I'm a danger, and did in fact find evidence that my ex has been putting them in danger. 2024 will be the year I get my kids back and the year this divorce is finalized.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We've all realized that 2016 was our year. We already peaked.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Harambe was our last chance...

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Man, 1993 was my year.

I was born in ‘94.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I would say this but 9/11 happened while my mom was pregnant so

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh I feel like if we add a "Last" before the year we could say it.

"It will be my last year."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I feel better about it than I did about 2023.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

It’s cuz we pre-ordered our copies of 2024 back in 2016. Limited edition year. All stock was already claimed by then.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Hear! Hear! 🥳

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why are these new years memes always accompanied by a picture of either Cillian Murphy or Ryan Gosling?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

ryan gosling is (probably jokingly) the mascot of depressed memes because he was pretty sad in blade runner, and it's probably similar with the oppenheimer dude, because he made some funny faces in the movie.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've actually got a few really cool things coming together in my life. Job is going well. Back on the bicycle as soon as it warms back up. Back in the gym now. Another "supplement" cycle upcoming. Just bought a house. The podcast went from 0 to several thousand downloads a month in 1 year. Starting a non profit that has a huge interest in donations already. May start twitch streaming for fun.

So I'll claim it. 2024 will be my year.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I haven't. This will be my year.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

2024 is going to be my year 😏

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

2024 will be my year just like every year prior to it has been lol. Just it like it has been for the vast majority of humanity and will continue to be.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I got in a car crash late on the 31st and was stuck in the emergency room till like 1-2 on the 1st

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

2012 was the last good year.