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(Originally published on universeodon.com: 2024-02-03)

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

proposed alt text:

Knock knock!!!

Who's there?

Hike.

Hike who?

Unsuspecting son.
Dad waiting with bated breath.
Sets the perfect trap.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

can someone explain the joke

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Incase they still don’t get it… “hike who”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Haiku, aka three-liner, is probably the operative word here.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

A haiku must contain an observation of the natural world. This is not a haiku.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

the perfect dad joke exists!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

🤦 👍 😂

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

🤦🏽 Groan...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Uhh, that's good :)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

🤦‍♀️😂

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

おもしろい

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

🤣👍 love this