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submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Damn now i want to use condoms with my wife

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I, too, would like to use condoms with this guy's wife

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Get in line, pal.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

This is what I'm gonna pull out next time my girlfriend asks me to whip her.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Man, that might impress her so much that she might sleep with me!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

If it doesn't, remind yourself that duel-wielding is always impressive.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Used to come in those little plastic bubbles you'd get from those coin dispensers. I always wanted the mini handcuffs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

With that sound whoooopssshh

[–] PerogiBoi 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Imagine using your light up sneakers to spot where the condom is and then using your heelies to wheel over to the bathroom because he didn’t use the condom in the end.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I need one! Let's hope he can hold that erection while laughing.