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[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Comic Sans ChatGPT is a new level of comedy

[–] circuscritic 25 points 1 year ago

Maybe it's an app/webapp being rendered on an LG Android phone.

For some ungodly reason, that was the default system font for a lot of them. Possibly all, but I haven't have any experience with them in quite a while.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

That's not comic sans

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Right? The depth of the uncanny valley is unfathomable.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

Can't believe the last commenter didn't say what angle to write it on there, completely lost all credibility

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

My instinct is screaming Poe's Law, my head is shaking its head and walking away in despair.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

If a court marks it Received, those citations are totally canceled.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's the problem, 4 stars. If she was a 5 star woman, this wouldn't of happened.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My hopes and wishes is that the passport is done with color crayons and spelled like "pazzpert"

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What I love about this is the fact that they think if they write something on a piece of paper it automatically makes it true. I wonder if they try to use their own currency too.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Notice the red ink

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dammit! When I got arrested, I guess I never tried handing them a Very Official form saying, “don’t.”

Dammit. I’m gonna go commit some crimes now that I know the secret pssword

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Like the opposite of a rickroll. Can we call this a Ronroll or something

[–] ImplyingImplications 36 points 1 year ago

America such great country! No passport needed!

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Is it just me because I don't know the lingo or are these people just incomprehensible?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They're nuts, but also they pick any piece of paper from the last 350 or so years, and decide what rules apply to them.

If back when we all had horse carriages there was a law that said roads belonged to nobody and people can travel freely to avoid extortion, they now state that a US code gives them the right to travel by car modern roads "freely and without hindrance". The "red sharpy, double copy" procedures are the same, some equivalent of an old way to record stuff.

Like with flat earth and "income online" scams the people driving these "discoveries" are in it for the views, targeting the dumbest people they can find.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Flat earth actually started as a joke, but got out of control.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

Little of both.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Same here. I read everything twice and then began to wonder if I was having a stroke.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

I love how they start arguing with each other. Reminds me of my kids arguing about the made up rules of their made up game. "you CANNOT fight the t-rex with the car, you have to use the FLYING car!"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Next time I’m driving multiple kilos of heroin across state lines with my human trafficking side gig I’ll just make sure I set myself to “Incognito Mode” so I can be traveling in private

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I love that rather than just come out and say what the outcome of the case was that sovcit instead pushes their most likely paywalled bullshit site 😆