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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

I forgot about those big computer tower hot boxes in computer desks. Good times.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Now I'm jealous, my masturbation center didn't have that nice hutch on top of the desk.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now I'm even more jealous, you had a view, I just had a wall behind it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

You can get a similar effect at a park bench

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Unfathomably disappointed that the caption doesn't say masturbation station.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I prefer the term Masturbatorium or Wanktorium in British English.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Masturstation

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

okay but that desk is 1980s.

that flat screen computer monitor tells me that whoever owns that desk has not been upgrading his furniture to keep up with the changing times.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Why upgrade if they still like the desk? I guess the computer itself is behind the closet door on the right, and ventilation probably isn't great in there. And the niche for the monitor might be a bit too small for a 27" or even a 24" screen, but removing the top shelves and adding a couple of vent screens for ventilation would solve those issues.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That tower hutch suggests '90s, really.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

No, people bought them for cheap in the '80s because they must have been mass produced because I'm pretty sure everyone had one including our family, and still had them in the '90s.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

A perfect arena for hand-to-gland combat.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

First of all, why would you put something with fans inside your desk?

Second of all, you guys didn't use CRTs back then?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wow, that looks almost exactly like my desk design wise. Only difference is the design of the 2 drawers hinge and the leg area has an overhang to put your feet up.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You mean your masturbation center?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Being obsessive about cleanliness, I simply couldn’t do it there. 😕

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Omg!!! My cousin's desktop looked EXACTLY like that!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh my god this is making me wonder things that I was too little to wonder at the time, memory ruined o~o

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Who says it was a masturstation

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

well... computer, drawers, comfy, I would have used it as a masturstation X3

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Don't come in here! I'm....uh...checking my bank statement!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Do you look the drawers directly in their smiling faces while you do it?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

This is so very close lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What does the updated version look like?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Two monitors and a lot more RGB, also the cheapest desk Amazon/IKEA had.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Don't forget that Walmart's in the IKEA college furniture business now too