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[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago

When he forgot to mention he smokes

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

When he says he eats a lot of pineapple and celery but he's also one of those dudes that thinks it's gay to wipe your ass.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Allegedly, eating pineapple makes one's semen taste better.

Also, relevant username.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Next time I eat pineapples I'll test out this theory

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Eh you gotta do what you gotta do brother

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago
[–] whoisearth 2 points 11 months ago

According to an ex the improvement was negligible.

That said, some dudes semen is rank for what I've heard. I've also heard mine is naturally good.

Moral of story eat a well balanced diet, don't smoke, exercise.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Does it actually work? The pineapple thing?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

As far as scientific evidence can demonstrate, no.

As far as anecdotal evidence suggests, yes.

The likely explanation? If you're the type of person to eat pineapple / drink pineapple juice regularly for a while, you're also likely to do the other things that make your stuff taste delectable - like exercising, eating healthily and not drinking loads of coffee and smoking. Cause if you don't do those other things, you could have all the pineapple you like and still taste bad (particularly smoking).

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

drink pineapple juice regularly for a while, you're also likely to do the other things that make your stuff taste delectable - like exercising, eating healthily and not drinking loads of coffee and smoking

Yes it's true! I was pleasantly surprised at the delicious cum of one such man ❤️❤️ Oh he was so wonderful I think about him often. But he thought he was too good for me so he wouldn't let me keep him 😢

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Don't give up, keep reaching for that cum rainbow and at the bottom of it you will boxfuls of the stuff.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yes but it takes a while and any citrus will do the trick.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Nah every time I'm with a pineapple I cum in seconds

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago

Well of course, I wouldn't fuck it without some foreplay

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I think a study showed the pineapple method works after a few months, not days.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Awww yisss I called this one being you Stamets 🖖😁

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I cannot be that predictable lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I'm still wrong all the time, but this one was just perfectly Stamets I felt lol