Violation of aviation laws, murder, unlicenced posession of high explosives, and initiation of murderous chicken attacks. (TOTK)
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- property damage
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- petty theft
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- treasure hunting without a license.
Nothing because no one's alive anymore - gtfo Animal abuse and slavery - Palworld
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Murdering wildlife and blowing up planets.
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mass killing of scribble spiders? idk
Trespassing - have to catch that pokemon for Pokemon Go.
Stacking blocks and clearing lines.
Digging out of the holy mountain. Not much of an arrest tho, Steve has orders to shoot on sight
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Repeatedly murdering the same small group of heroic individuals on ritual meat hooks at the direction of an eldritch being
Blackmail. You can have your "shorts" back after I win first place at the town fair.
Obliterating the natural resources of a small island for a couple of golden walnuts
I won't be arrested at all, as I have been spreading the glory of Managed Democracy across the galaxy.
Growing produce and processing various materials down into oxygen.
Guilty of killing a prince that had become to become a giant toad due to a curse.
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Aggressively realistic HEMA reenactments
Driving my mostly broken car badly as the door pops open when I shift into drive.
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Solving puzzles as a robot (Talos Principle 2). That's probably illegal in Alabama (using your brain and not having a human body).
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Aiding a cartel in smuggling illicit goods
Building without a permit
Caving a green wyvern skull in with my big hammer that I made of the bones and flesh of another
Blasting a bunch of bad guys in Rainbow 6: SMOL…
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Using remote control toy cars to crush children’s dreams. And being bad at Karaoke.
Heresy. Warhammer 40k Rogue Trader.
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