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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Saving this for the future.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Naming your kid Byte or Bit is a bad idea in french-speaking countries

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

IIRC Bit is penis, but what is byte?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Same, but written differently

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Same, but written differently

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

OOP

There it is.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

C++ would be called C for short.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Dot, Enzo, Bob, Phong...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

NPE

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

If Archer and Parker and Miller get to be first names…my next kid is Pointer.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Name your child Segmentation fault