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5,7,9. It'd be fun.

Green, purple, brown. I don't really like to cook, but pizza has a lot of variations so that would be nice. Talking to cats would just be kinda cool, and $20 is $20. I'm ace, prefer water, and have estrogen 3 of them would be a total waste, and the others just aren't my thing.

Let's see...

• Water is my favourite drink - check
• I don't sleep - check
• I'm a master pizza chef - check...a bit
• Don't you touch my hairyness!

Sooo, here's my choice:

• talk with cats
• ears and tail
• 20 dollars

2, 3 and 8.

Pill 9 feels more like a curse honestly, imagine not having a single moment of rest ever.

yellow, black, and green

Pizza cats sleep

I'm just going to pick 4 because water already is my favorite drink

2, 3, 9

estrogen No body hairs Productivity boost

All teh B's: Blue, Brown, Black. Runners up: Ketchup and Mustard.

I can already talk with cats, they don't answer tho

All these dumb gimmicks then a no sleep pill lol I know my choice

Black, blue, and either red or brown. Maybe red higher. Pink I already have.

Pink Brown and Black. No question

These all seem like a monkey's paw situation

3, 5, and 9. I don't want to switch back to oral estrogen, injections are working much better for me.

3x purple. They probably stack and will earn me world wide renown and fame.

Pink blue black easily

Bottom row for me, though the no need to sleep feels like a trick, but I'll risk it assuming it means I'm never tired (as opposed to being always tired, like I am now).

Clarification on the blue pill: Will I be able to tell that someone is attracted to me? Or will that still be a mystery?

Attractive, pizza, sleep

Honestly, cyan, blue and black combined seems like superpowers. Lemme explain:

Most important is not needing sleep, which gets you access to $20, leaves you time to become a master pizza chef and frees your schedule to get rid of those pesky hairs, and when you're done, you can just make yourself your favourite drink. Having access to estrogen solves all kinds of problems, and the main issue left over is finding love, with which the blue pill can surely help.

The only thing you'd be missing out on is the ears and tail and talking to cats. Which is actually kinda big to miss out on... yeah screw the rules, I'm taking all of them!

As an insomniac, 9. Not being constantly foggy from poor sleep would be a life changer for me. Plus all the extra time to do stuff during the night.

Blue and black for sure.

Tempted by the brown Cats one but I'm already pretty good at communicating with them so I'm going for yellow.

5, 7, 9 (blue, pink, black)

This is an excellent one, BTW, because I think "obviously," and then read other people's and think "wtf? Really??"

The issue isn't that people I find attractive find me attractive, the issue is my personality.

Anyway. I'd like to talk with cats and hear them adorably insult me the whole time.