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[–] [email protected] 69 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Tell me your healthcare system is broken without telling me your healthcare system is broken.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

They would rather spend a cool Mil or whatever the contractor over-charged for this instead of a few salaries on people who can argue with pharma over prices. It's a sad state of affairs

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Hey! Our health care system is going to be broken soon right away! Go Poilievre!*

spoilerYou fucking snake

[–] [email protected] 52 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Bills with 10 digit numbers for the amount due, for anyone else that was confused.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

Including 2 digits for cents, for those referencing their dream of 6-figure income

[–] BeigeAgenda 1 points 11 months ago

The scary door:

Fred is a just normal guy, one day he was walking on the street, and next he woke up in a hospital bed and a suit showed him the bill for $19,999,999.95