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[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Wait a few decades when you get hit by that smell without your dad. Enjoy the time with your dad!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

I enjoyed all of the 0 seconds I spent with him

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I routinely try but he’s a super agro yelling type

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

stores that smell good:

  • home depot
  • subway
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago
  • Auntie Anne's
  • Bath and Body Works*

*only if you enjoy perfume, which I wish I did

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Replace this with Lowes so we don't talk about a company with a fascist supporting CEO

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's the soil. I've smelled farts like that. Not mine, mind you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

And the lumber

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago