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[–] [email protected] 48 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Oh fuck I always lose the bottom halves when I do this and can never find them again

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I always stored them in the lower cargo pockets, folded up.

Yes, I wrote shorts that were bulky AND I couldn't keep things in the pockets because it was CONVENIENT.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I always struggled yanking the legs over my shoes. Sometimes they'd get so stuck that I thought I might have to cut them off my foot. I could've taken my shoes off first, but that would've been more steps.

[–] usualsuspect191 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The nicer pairs have a zipper down at the cuff of the pants that lets you open them up a bit for easier removal of the legs

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I have a pair that zips open all the way, which is extremely convenient.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

i just wore them at my ankles

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Me too. And I didn't even had zip-offs.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

tip of dick and entire ball sack slip out the leg hole

"Oopsy."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

The great wizard Dangle-Balls!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Like that song, but my first association with ashes to ashes will always be Bowie.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

yo I love that song

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

But Yor wears a loincloth.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

G e k o l o n i s e e r t

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

My Tevas are on point, baby.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

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