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submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 years ago (1 children)

“I’m straight until I’m horny, Jon.”

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

“Time for your lasagna John.”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

jon eagerly offers up his ass

”i love mondays” jon whispers haughtily

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

So my chances of having sex with Andrew Garfield increase the longer I hang around him? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

More like increases the longer he holds out

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I feel like in general, your chances of having sex with most people increase the longer you're around them.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Based.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"You know the one thing I have in common with this lasagne, Jon? We're both best served up in pans."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Thought this was talking about the president before realizing that's James Garfield.