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"Merge pull request #8 from [branch name]"
Not the most exciting but hey, someone has to do it.
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chore: ensure it's God's divine intellect
Update
I wonder what the last commit message of my career will be.
I wonder what my last commit at each job was. I'll bet it was boring. About 10% of my commit messages are genuinely interesting.
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"it's possible i buried a self delete timebomb in one of our repos years ago. enjoy looking for it just incase assholes"
Fuck it I quit
"cleanup" lol
This is pretty funny, but now I want to watermark all of my future work with outdated "Made With ..." Stickers.
"Made With Printshop Deluxe!" "Made With Microsoft Works!" "Sent From my Sidekick!"
Fixed tests.
"update doc to reflect reality still more"
Lint issue
Fixes
Change port to 8080 because stupid container locks down 80
“Again, Josh? Stop it.”
Formatting fixes
Something along the lines of "I don't know what this does, I wrote this code two weeks ago"
Mod: Added delay to let switches settle
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usually the commits at the end of the day when I haven't finished a task yet. It will be squashed and disappear eventually.
Refactoring for the EU region.
Reusing Terraform projects for the win.
Changed index.html
chore: replaced println() with proper logging util
I forgot to replace them water finishing debugging.
Added zip code to the reseller portal when batch-creating transactions in
I try to start off descriptive, in case I want to diff a few changes back. After that, sometimes I write notes or general reflections on life in there... Until yesterday I thought no one was reading them
Minor text fixes
some fixes
"Add ability to load sources which are not a nginx file listing."
I try to be descriptive while keeping it short.
“Some appropriate message.”
Beta 0.9.9.9.9.9
"Monte Carlo code changes. BLAME: notme"
Update
"Couldn't count all the stuff"
feature suggestion but "hyprcursor"
fix this fucking gitignore
Lots of updates (it's a private repo and I'm bad at doing smaller individual commits!)