this post was submitted on 27 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 180 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"Oh, no, not like that. I just take her on a journey through pain and pleasure, tell her what to do, act out wild fantasies, bring her to the brink of tears and have her thank me for it. You know, roleplaying. We actually have a bunch of other guys who do it with us. It's not weird or anything. If you'd like, I wouldn't mind having you too!"

[–] [email protected] 114 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Dungeons and (bad) Dragons

[–] [email protected] 67 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

"You know, I only really need one or two of these at a time, but I just like collecting them. It's just so nice shaking them in my hand. I must have spent a fortune on them at this point. Heck, I'm even thinking of getting some resin and making my own!"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Wouldn't be the first time.

[–] [email protected] 107 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 42 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Implying BDSM isn't some nerd shit

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

BDSM and kink is just being nerdy about sex

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Really? That would explain some things...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Look at these perverts using acronyms! Fucking nerdverts!

[–] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I kept going to keep going to Games Workshop desperate to find a Dungeon Master, but they keep talking to me about some fantasy game. What am I doing wrong?

[–] MindTraveller 15 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Yeah, Games Workshop sells wargames, not RPGs. You want the local board game store.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago

Jokes on you I met my players in my local bdsm community. I couldn’t think of a place more likely to have a bunch of socially capable people interested in pf2

[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago

Yeah it's even more intimate than they could even begin to imagine.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

Most of the stuff here I can't relate to as I scroll by (I'm not really into card/dice based rpgs) but this one, uhhhh... 😳

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

They aren't familiar with D&D