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Farmboy's lament (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

The truck got stuck.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I have Panthera in my ears rn (I know, right), so that's my guess of what they'd come up with.

She was driving me crazy

I was riding her like it's honeymoon

We both took petals from (this) daisy

Knowing full well it'd end very soon.

Nothing

Artificial

I had a bonner

So that's official.

If you are not computing, I'd give you a clue

Fuck the machine before it fucks you.

Chorus: Fuck the machine before it fucks you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (7 children)

Already here. It's called repossession.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Oh NOEZ!

This one is gonna make me cry for sure. Did he get drunk and punch his truck? Stupid truck shouldn't be talkin' back.