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[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 hours ago

Ok, but tell me this… does she eat people?

Sarcasm, obviously.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Israel should be dismantled. They are a genocidal state and deserve no statehood.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

This was my first out-loud laugh of the day. Cheers!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 14 hours ago

Made by a rockstar dev who also created bat.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Why would you even let someone who looks like this into your store.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago

Ha, as though they are listening to judges.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 14 hours ago

On March 14, the Senate passed legislation that would permanently ban fentanyl-related substances (FRS) under Schedule I of the Controlled Substances Act. S. 331, better known as the Halt All Lethal Trafficking (HALT) of Fentanyl Act, would escalate the mass incarceration crisis by fast-tracking prosecution of cases involving any substance with a chemical structure similar to fentanyl, even if the substance is inert.

Great. That sounds like a wonderful idea, you clowns. This is the 1990s three-strikes bullshit all over again. But we love locking people up, so…

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago

But he won't be free.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 14 hours ago

No. What's going on, have you been hanging out with Hillary? Don't do more damage.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 14 hours ago

I'll just get the doctor and let them jam their fingers in your ass. Should be entertaining to watch.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

So I shouldn't pour paint into their mouth? How about bleach? Still no? Damnit.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 14 hours ago

Right in my own back yard. We read about this when it happened. What tragic thing to be right there and unable to save your friends.

Cook suggested that the National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) independently investigate incidents like the one in Piedmont to better understand the root cause of the issue.

Something tells me that ain't happening.

 

These are the actions of an autocrat.

 

President Donald Trump has named former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn, pardoned by Trump after pleading guilty to lying to the FBI, to the board that oversees the West Point military academy.

This guy lied to the FBI and admitted it. He spoke at an event shortly after the Myanmar coup and said, "Why can't we do that here?" He recorded a video of his family making a pledge to the Qanon conspiracy theory (dems drink the blood of babies). He's literally not well. But he has fealty to Trump, and that's all that matters.

 

At some point, the Maria account also posted the exact same videos as the Maria Dopari account but with a different face. It appears that for three videos posted between March 6 and 8, the Maria account accidentally used a face from one of its other fake personas, called Lana, which posts under several usernames under some variation of lana.down, the biggest of which has of 43,800 followers. The Maria account then continued posting with the face it used regularly. In some cases 404 Media was able to identify the original videos that were being stolen by these accounts.

Wtf.

 

I’ll take whatever good news we can get.

 

Arkansa backwater jails ftw, yet again. If I was going to prison for a long time in Arkansas (or Louisiana), I would commit suicide for sure.

 

Remember when politicians said everyone should get covid to develop heard-immunity? And then we had more than one million deaths since then?

 

Tech billionaire and shadow president Elon Musk’s personal brand and fortune are linked to the cars. They are a visible reminder to people everyday that Musk is tearing through the federal government and destroying things with no oversight or regard for the human cost of the damage he inflicts. It’s pissed people off and they’re taking it out on Tesla.

Protestors are standing outside Tesla lots and waving anti-Musk signs. Celebrities and influencers are going viral with videos announcing the sell-off of their Musk-branded EV. People are throwing molotov cocktails at Teslas, spray painting them with swastikas, stealing their tires, and setting them on fire. During a Mardis Gras parade earlier this month, revelers repeatedly pelted a Cybertruck with beads, bottles, and other debris for three hours as it weaved its way through the parade route.

Good.

 

Last week’s executive order targeting Perkins Coie represented an unprecedented abuse of executive power to punish lawyers for representing political opponents. The court’s swift rejection made clear just how far beyond constitutional bounds Trump had stepped. But rather than accept those bounds, Trump has decided to test just how many law firms he can threaten before someone stops him.

Good times.

 

When George ranted and raved and attacked those attending him, Willis ordered the king’s servants to gag him and place him in a straitjacket. He was left that way, thrashing around and making incomprehensible noises until he tired himself out and calmed down. When the king behaved himself, he was rewarded by being allowed to see members of his family. When he misbehaved, it was back into the straitjacket. Even mealtimes became a carrot and stick exercise. When George was bad, he ate mushed-up food with a wooden spoon; when he was good, he was allowed to use cutlery.

I saw the film The Madness of King George with my parents when it was in theaters. I'm adding that to the list of movies to watch.

 

Bet you're jealous.

 

Not that I’ve ever wanted a voice assistant, but this shoots it in the head for me.

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