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[–] [email protected] 79 points 7 months ago

Better strategy than this one:

[–] [email protected] 52 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 40 points 7 months ago (2 children)

If you come to me with 2 juice boxes and offer me one while drinking from one of them... I would fully expect to get to non-drank-from one instead the one you just sipped on.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I don’t think she’s drinking from that one, just holding it near her mouth

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yea I realized that about 30 seconds after posting that comment

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Your point still stands even if you didn't see what the artist was going for.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

Nevermind, I thought there was a straw in their mouth on panel 2 but there isn't. Carry on.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Do that at 40, except the juice box is a flyer for a political party that wants to take your basic human rights from you.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I'm almost 40, can't I just have a juice box?

[–] Rusty 26 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

That is why we get children, to steal their juice boxes and play with their Lego.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago (2 children)
  • Spam
  • Diet Spam
  • Vegan Spam
  • I can't believe it's not Spam
[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago
  • spam, spam, spam, egg, and spam
[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago (2 children)

If a rando offered me a drink I'd expect to wake up missing my kidneys.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What if the bottle is sealed ? Or you have seen them buy it in real time ? Will you still not drink it ?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Either way I'd probably say no thanks, I'm good. But if I were to accept it, sealed reduces suspicion by 20% because tampering is still possible. Purchased reduces suspicion by 97.3%, but randos don't randomly buy things for other randos, so I would be looking for the person filming the tiktok prank or brace myself for the evangelizing that comes with the free drink.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

dang, it sucks so hard that kindness is not even the default assumption

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Good god when will this myth die? It's the liver they take, not kidneys.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Lunch Menu:

Spam

Diet Spam

Vegan Spam

I can't believe it's not Spam

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Congratulations, you posted the same comment that was already posted 7 hours ago.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

I like trains too. It's a gentle ride and it's less stressful than driving.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Love the lunch menu hahaha