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[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago

The first couch I had to do this too maybe didn’t have springs…. The second was being removed from my house because my kid jumping on the couch had snapped all the springs in half so that wasn’t an issue to begin with.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The real question here is did you do them because it made you feel happy, knew it would make her happy, or knew it would make her complain less about the dishes not being done.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yeah that’s how we solved this problem last time I had it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They make car restraints for dogs. A 70lb dog deciding he wants to sit on your lap while you’re driving a 1 ton death machine is not acceptable.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Maybe you should be running these kind of posts through a SpongeBob mock generator

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (13 children)

It’s SatansMaggotyCumFart. He’s being sarcastic as always

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

My problem with this kinda question is always the fact that I have kids. There is so much I wanted to do in life that was made essentially impossible by having them, and I wish I could go back and push having them off a little further out so I could have achieved a bit more. I guess if I could go back, but be guaranteed that I’d end up with the same children, maybe at a later date, or maybe just accomplishing my life goals earlier, then I’d be able to hit that big red reset button.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I think it’s starting to fall out of vogue. We didn’t have our kids circumcised cause like… why bother? My mom told me and all my brothers are circumcised cause she thought uncircumcised penises looked weird. I do not really care what my kids genitals look like…

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

I was expecting there to be a coffin on the carousel

 

That is all.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Yeah it probably recreated the whole image

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Trigger warning: this is a JRE clip, but there's always this: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HIRzpga121E

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I’ve got wallet and lighter front right, phone and cigs front left, and keys on a carabiner tucked into back right. Back left is basically always empty.

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