this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2024
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[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Don't let perfect be the enemy of good. Would you rather see a vegan restaurant go out of business - the obvious alternative that they've laid out - and inevitably replaced by another factory-farm-based burger joint, or have a plant-heavy menu that slowly inspires people to try them, converting some? Are your Ideals really so simplistically black-and-white that you'll shun any forward progress that isn't a complete ban?

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

I hope they serve dog bacon cheeseburgers at the revamped shop, where the borzoi bacon is nice and lean and the pomeranian patty is juicy; they're so perky, I love that!

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

No one is stopping you from opening your own vegan only restaurant.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

The most vegan way to make burgers is to use the dog meat from the PETA pet snatching operations. Allow me to demonstrate with this checklist

  • humanely raised meat โœ…
  • Supports baby steps, flexitarians, and carnists with a guilty conscience โœ…
  • Avoids food waste (let's be honest PETA could definitely find efficiencies, I mean my neighbours still have living pets smh my head) โœ…
  • Involves PETA โœ…

Anyway I'm off to work at my uncles dog farm. Keen to hear your thoughts!

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

Jesus Christ.