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Looking sharp: Italian gymnastics silver medalist sponsored by Parmesan cheese (abcnews.go.com)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Let me get this straight... it's fine if Americans get sponsored by pharmaceuticals, but when a gymnast is sponsored by a company that makes food that's part of a country's cultural heritage, that's strange?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

por que no los dos?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

parmigiano vaggiano

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I am sure they totally auctioned off (at a premium) the wheel second from the right to some rich douche.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Far left is gonna be someone's fetish too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

she cute