Water is the essence of life.
I read something, probably on Reddit, about how during TV interviews they record several seconds of "silence" in the same room as the interview because during editing if they want to remove something, they can't just zero out the audio, that's TOO silent and doesn't sound right. Instead they overwrite the sound with this silence and it sounds more natural.
The flavor of water is the background silence that's not nothing.
Tastes like default
It's like unflavored, uncolored, decaffeinated, uncarbonated Diet Coke.
If vacuum had a texture
Wet.
Clear liquidy gold. Makes my insides feel nice and lubricated.
Tastes like H2O
Liquidy and wet with notes of dissolved minerals.
Fresh
Smooth and refreshing
Wet
Lately, I have been calling it “dog sweat”. Ours has a terrible taste recently. I am assuming it is drought related.
A colorless and odorless chemical compound, often known as Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO), the silent killer.
Good water tastes like nothing
Anti-stiff
Vellam
it's like the antithesis of taste, though not quite nothingness