Some nasty person is spreading crabs.
this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2024
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"I went to the vending machine and got crabs" sounds about as likely as the carpet fitter I had who refused to remove my old carpet as he'd previously caught syphilis off a carpet.
What on earth had he been doing to the carpet to catch an STD from it? Maybe he's related to that Republican bloke who's a bit too fond of furniture.
I wonder if Kennedy has moved off of bear “pranks” and has turned to crabs.
Fucking injustice and i'm very annoyed.
I've seen a vending machine around here that says "Live Bait". I didn't think they meant this 😂
This story was so cute until the crab died.
This kills the crab