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[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

DIY bidet, DDT sprayer, or maybe a flamethrower

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)

maybe a flamethrower

For the swift shave...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Those flame throwers they use on cow udders comes to mind

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The what now?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Search "flame clipping udders"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Not often is this kind of pain on the toilet not about jalapenos

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

Bidet? or Bidon't?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

It's a bid-HEYYYYY!!!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

For a while i was thinking why are they making a toilet into a propane powered smeltry

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

A pressure washer would be more effective.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Yeah, I hate it when I'm done with my bidet and I still have my skin

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Hello, mod here! Please change your title to "hmmm". Thank you. 🧐

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

puts on mod hat Ahh yes that's an infraction let me get that taken care of. Thank you for reporting your fellow citizen.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Now just put some kool aid in there and you have the perfect tool to wash your mouth from the taste of puke after too many drinks.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You made me puke in my mouth a little bit

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Cool!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Wtf

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

The design is very human.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Adapt Overcome Improvise

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Uncle Jasper, why does it smell like acetylene in here?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Useful to get rid of those pesky lice.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Make sure you leave the insecticide in there to prevent bugs from crawling up your ass.