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[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 months ago

A shrimp? Am I to accept, as God’s own truth, that the sea’s very own abominable and chittering roach was the one who took wok into hand and fried this rice?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

"How was the hibachi restaurant?"

"Crazy. Shrimp fried rice."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Why does it have two tails as hands instead of the little hand/feet things they have?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

no fucking way

Exactly. Imagine being born with 2 tails instead of arms and still being a cook. That's dedication.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Did that shrimp just fry the best rice ever? Oh and he didn't flip an unwanted shrimp at me?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Fookin' prawns!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Shrimp really fried that rice

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

oh my glob a shrimp frying rice??

wait a second i think i know that shrimp

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

First the eggs started frying rice and now the shrimps, holy hell :0