[Alt Text: A flowchart for whether or not you should purchase Ikea's shark plushie, Blahaj (you should). All parts of the flowchart lead to buying Blahaj.]
This is ginger erasure (we don't have souls)
this post was submitted on 07 Aug 2023
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What if I dont have an IKEA
travel to IKEA
We must liberate our savior, Blåhaj, frob the prisons of ikea
What if I already sold my soul for blåhaj?
Go back to "Do you have possessions?" step and sell Blåhaj to buy Blåhaj
Understandable. I prefer the nonstandard colours of the (not so) blahaj though. :3
I want a blajah, a pink blajah and the rare golden blajah. Unfortunately I don't think IKEA sells them at my location :(
I don't think IKEA sells other colours at all?
Really? I have seen other colors and assumed they were official, but maybe you're right.