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submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

"get him away from the video games"

Was the police's suggestion to the father last year when the kid threatened to do this. I don't even know what decade I live in anymore.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

This is the fault of republicans and their insane, murderous legislation.