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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

That's why you connect an arduino to the motherboards reset pin and load it with a program where it resets the system if it doesn't receive an ACK signal over the usb connection every 10 minutes.

Eventually though the networking and apache stops working after around 150 days so you also have to make a script that resets the system after 30 minutes of not having network.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Plot twist, reboot takes 11 minutes and you didn't test for it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

ERROR Insert Coin

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Ubuntu server just asked me if I want to upgrade to V24, I don't know when I'll take time to do that :p

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Cattle! Not pets!

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