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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I like how "A lump in your neck" isn't preceded by "have a" like the rest of them. It's just a lump in your neck.

You may be at risk of throat cancer if you a lump on your neck.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I like ignoring the bullets and just reading the rest of the text. "You may be at risk for throat cancer if you get checked now."

Can't get diagnosed with cancer if you never get checked!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

It's like when I hear "Back in the days there was no cancer and no mental disorders". Like yeah, people just died randomly and behaved weird and were called possessed and stuff

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

oh no! i a lump in my neck.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My friend got rid of his throat, it did not seem like very much fun TBH.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Covering edge cases in leetcode be like

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not sure if the person who made this poster was being pedantic, or if it was intended to make people think, and realize that it could happen to anyone.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Or, to quote the late, great Terry Pratchett: wizard did it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Life: it has a 100% mortality rate

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Technically correct - the best kind of correct!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You also can't scream, even when you must.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

To paraphrase the Alien tagline: at the oncologist's office, no one wants to hear you scream.

(As opposed to most places, where people love it)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Have trouble swallowing food and lump in neck might be the same issue

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I'm a guy like me!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Technically correct.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

You may be at risk for throat cancer if you: A lump in your neck.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

They probably forgot to add the word ‘sore’ to throat. Happens to me quite often ;)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Well, that’s one way to disprove the “brain in a vat” hypothesis, I suppose…

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thankfully I have neither!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I have a mouth and I must screen.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

What a terrible day to have a throat.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Trichoplax be like 🤷

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

4 points just don't look enough. What else could we write?