Similar to the classic joke:
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because I put on the wrong socks this morning.
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Similar to the classic joke:
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because I put on the wrong socks this morning.
wtf bro why would you cum in a sock just eat it like a normal person
Licking it up can provide you with a sense of pride and accomplishment after a long wank
Eeeeewwwwww
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