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[–] CorrodedCranium@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 years ago

Similar to the classic joke:

Why did the sperm cross the road?

Because I put on the wrong socks this morning.

[–] Tylith@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

wtf bro why would you cum in a sock just eat it like a normal person

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 6 points 2 years ago

Licking it up can provide you with a sense of pride and accomplishment after a long wank

[–] Psynthesis@beehaw.org 3 points 2 years ago

Eeeeewwwwww

[–] Wutchilli@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago