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[–] [email protected] 193 points 4 months ago (1 children)

She's countering our truth-like lies with fake-sounding truth!

This is gold. I might have to steal it slightly.

[–] [email protected] 90 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Feels like a classic Simpson's quip, author really nailed their comedy style.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Rueben Bolling's comics are nearly always just as on-point as this. Well worth following.

[–] [email protected] 181 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Never occurred to me that Ned Flanders would have sheltered Anne Frank, but it tracks.

[–] [email protected] 158 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Flanders is a devout Christian, but one that actually follows the teachings so he takes the love thy neighbour part seriously.

[–] [email protected] 78 points 4 months ago (2 children)

This is what I hate about religion. In concept it sounds great. A bunch of rules for how to live as a good person. Sounds great right?

Well the first rule of christianity is "Thou shalt not kill".

And then you realize that the leading cause of murder on earth throughout all of history is........religious wars.

And it's all downhill from there from a hyprcritical standpoint. Religion is used more as a tool to justify ones shitty behavior, rather than a guide to prevent it.

The only good christian I know of, is Ned Flanders, and he's not a real person!

[–] [email protected] 53 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Fred Rogers was a great Christian.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago

Last I checked so is Weird Al Yankovic.

It's a pity they're so rare, but they really are.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

Fred Rogers was an ordained Presbyterian minister.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Forgot he was christian. I always just thought of him as a great person.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

People like that ascribe to the life, not the label, and I wish more went about their religion like that.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago

The first rule of Christianity is, "I am the Lord thy God. Thou shalt have no other gods before me."

There is no probation against killing in general in Christianity, only murder, which makes an appearance as the 5th commandment. Murder being unlawful and/or unjustified killing, so clearly wartime killing is a-okay in Christianity.

Now, you could argue that "love thy neighbor as thyself" might implicitly forbid killing, but if you start looking to Christianity for morality or even simple consistency you're going to have a bad time.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

But what if they are gay or worship other gods than us?

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The centre image is sheer magnificent genius.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Agreed, very well done.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Using 45 as a swastika is well done.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Shes countering our truth-like lies with fake-sounding truth! Get her!

Lmao

I could see that line actually being in the Simpsons.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Kind of dark but idk why, the last column with Ned did it for me.

Cause at the end of the day, those people would still exist even in an insane world.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

Well, not "kind" of dark, but really dark. I mean, the cartoon couldn't be more direct in comparing the "haitian Simpsons" to the jews and other racial minorities in Nazi Germany, with the last panel being a page from the life of Anne Frank.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Me seeing the swastika in the preview image:

"Welp......guess I gotta wait for nobody to be around me before I look at THAT!!!!"

Me after seeing it:

"Glad I waited until I was alone."

[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's not even a swastika it's a 45. It just really feels like it's a swastika when you see the fanta fascist.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

............wow. If you hadn't pointed that out, I would have never even noticed that detail. My brain just saw that as a swastica.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago

Not sure how this is a shitpost.

This is dead on. Tomthedancingbug, awesome again (as almost always).

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I never realized until now why they use the "45" so much. Just move one of the black bars and it's a fucking swastika... And Haitians are really a stand-in for black people.

The real problem is that we allowed the plutocrats to control both the news and social media and the government. Basically the US doesn't have a free press any more but a quasi-government controlled oligarch media. As long as these neoliberal policies continue the degradation of institutions and politics continues.

Something drastic would need to happen to purge this incredibly power imbalance from the captured state. A kind of reformation or practically a coup.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you a bot? Your grammar makes me think: yes. Or autocorrect, via Google.

Neoliberal policies fuel degradation of institutions? Can't say I disagree, though having little to do with dismantling of democracy, or those institutions.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Some socialist theory defines fascism as capitalism in decline. I don't really agree with that definition but it's not wrong with their critique of capitalism. So if you want to learn more about that, you should look into the (few) socialist academics.

One simple example would be corporate or capitalist ownership of media or the "fifth estate". How could you have a democracy when voters are deliberately misinformed about reality? And not because of ideology but for profit and to create better rules to increase corporate profits? What else do you expect to happen?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago

That's almost too real

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ok fine but WHERE IS THEIR CAT?!?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

They’re currently between Snowball II and Snowball V.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

Nice touch that Trump has to keep notes of the complicated words.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

Haven't watched the simpsons in a while.....did they do this?

checks notes

Oh. Well then. This may be a rare case where the simpsons DIDN'T do it. Real life did it first.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Have a dog instead

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Put it all in don't have a cow

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

A BIG STRONG GUY WITH TEARS IN THEIR EYES ASKED FOR A BUCKET OF BLOOD!

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Haitians put the Spring in Springfield tbh

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Good at heart but easily twisted.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Thanks for that. Love that man.