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[–] [email protected] 56 points 4 months ago

Mormons: jokes on you, it doesn't count if we both black out

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 88 points 4 months ago (1 children)

There's an old joke.

Why should you always invite 2 Mormons to go fishing with you? If you invite just one, they'll drink all your beer.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I always heard this joke with Baptists instead.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago

It works with any religious population which discourages drinking.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How about this one

Jews don't recognize Jesus

Mormons don't recognize the pope

And Baptist don't recognize each other in the liquor store

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

A true classic!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

However, every Mormon family I've know were experienced, skilled family-game sharks.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago

this is the first time I've seen this meme without dick sucking

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago

At least they weren’t foolish enough to challenge them at basketball.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

At least two beers each in front of each other.