Memes

Save money and lose weight with this one easy trick.

Just richest country in human history things

I mean, intermittent fasting is legit but not to save money... Ffs...

No funds? Have you considered refraining from eating as a means of saving money?

angry Hobbit noises

i wish poverty diet actually made it easier to stay in shape

instead i just have an eating disorder from chronic food insecurity

Humans can live without food for up to 2 months, so to save even more money, just eat food every 1 month and 29 days!

I’d expect nothing less from Rupert Murdoch's little periodical.

If the article matches the clickbait title, fuck anyone involved with it being written and published.

If the article doesn't match the clickbait title, fuck anyone involved with it being written and published for using a clickbait title like that.

If the article is published in the wall street journal, fuck everyone involved with that toilet paper disguised as news organization.

: "The WEF wants me to own nothing and be happy!"

: "You will own nothing and be happy."

: "Oh sorry, of course I will own nothing. There is nothing wrong with literally everything being a luxury good. Hell, make me work for free. Porky knows what's good for all of us!"

What about second breakfast?

Clickbait headline for a boring article 😪

To save more money, stop eating lunch and dinner

I read it as monkey, and it didn't make any sense.

Here's a nice (non-paywalled) breakdown of the original article and reactions to it. I just managed to get the first few sentences of the WSJ thing (despite disabling Javascript), but between the article and the breakdown, it seems the author picked a baity title to an otherwise uncontroversial (if lacking) analysis of food price inflation.

Does Texas not refrigerate their eggs?

Greatest country in the world