"When I'm a small prey mammal and I've evolved to survive the barren rocky landscape by optimizing into a tan egg"
For posts about animals that loosely fit the description above. While the animal does not have to hit all the requirements, it should hit some of them:
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Image source: https://www.instagram.com/outdoorskie/p/C8peCNRvTfO/
More about the animal: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viscacha
Omg they live in bunny-chinchilla apartment complexes
Another adorable critter I could've been, but here I am with thumbs and depression.
But I'm glad you're here, and so is this bun bun!
This is a whole damn omelet.