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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

2 Big Mac's for $5. Ha. Haha. Muahahaha!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Where can you buy two big macs for 5$?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You can just take the bun off the bigmac and that's weightloss food now

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I've also seen McDonalds offer meatless big macs on the app. Wat. Ah yes let me order bread from McDonalds.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

McDonald's is one of the few restaurants that cooks its meat without using oil. So it's actually one of the better on the go carnivore options.

I'm not sure how the protein-free bread salad diet works, but I'm sure there's a market for it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/about-our-food/nutrition-calculator.html

Quarter Pounder®* with Cheese

No Quarter Pound Bun, No Pasteurized Process American Cheese, No Ketchup, No Pickle Slices, No Onions, No Mustard

220 Cal.

Ingredients: 100% Pure Usda Inspected Beef; No Fillers, No Extenders.

Prepared With Grill Seasoning (salt, Black Pepper).*weight Before Cooking 4 Oz.

  • 220 Cal.
  • 18grams Protein
  • 1grams Total Carbs
  • 16grams Total Fat

Yes, meat. And it's clean, and no oils. So if you need a carnivore meal in a strange place, McDonald's is a great option.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Is there quarter pounder an exception? I recently ate a big Mac for the first time in like 10 years, and it was awful. The meat tasted like compressed napkins. Idk WTF they do it it, but it certainly doesn't resemble pure USDA beef. I have a hunch that they're pulling some legal shenanigans and are legally allowed to call it beef if it came from any part of a cow or something.

100% USDA beef ^poop^

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

All their beef is clean. My guess is you've been eating good food for the 10 years, McDonald's is not very good, all of the extra sauces, carbs, bread, can be executed poorly and give you a bad experience. Especially the wilted lettuce they love.

It's like not having a Coke for 6 months, then drinking one, it's sicklingly sweet and taste really bad. But if you drink it for a few days, suddenly it tastes really good

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

And a huge dollop of thousand Island dressing.

[–] kionite231 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Does cocaine really make you lose your weight?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I think it just makes you forget to eat.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Too busy being happy and confident to eat.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

It makes me hungry. My partner is baffled by this.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

So it makes you lose weight?