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I found a way to eat cheese and still be vegan (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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It's common knowledge that planting something in the ground will make it grow more of the thing. So I just took some cheese (don't worry... I stole it. I don't buy animal products I'm vegan) and planted it in the ground. Pretty soon I will have a ton of vegan cheese coming up. Wish me luck.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Impossible, you can't grow anything in the ground without domestic animal manure and fish guts.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Please don't make your cheese go vegan. Vegan diets do not contain sufficient amounts of protein for a healthy cheese

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

If you forget to water it in the right sequence it will turn into Kraft dinner cheese.