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[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I wish I didn't have a little pickle down below :(

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Smaller the pickle bigger the heart or something iono put that on a Hallmark card

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I've heard it's not the size of the pickle but how flavorful the brine is.

Or something, I'm not crazy about pickles or cucumbers

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My problem is having any pickle (penis) of any size down there. Gives me really bad dysphoria. It's better than it used to be, but I wish I didn't have anything sticking out down there ya know. Like cis girls.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

I truly apologize for not reading your username correctly before making a snarky comment, and deeply regret and am sorry for any negative feelings I may have caused.

It is my hope beyond hope that you are able to have your body match who you are inside, you beautiful beautiful wonderful person, you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I can help ✂️

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If only it were that easy, I actually did try it before. But I just gave myself a cut and bled a lot. I am a real pussy when it comes to blood and pain, despite not having one myself (I really wish I did 😔)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

God, pretty sure you can bleed out to death if you do to do that; and even if you survive the pissing experience would be terrible. Stay strong sis

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Yeah thankfully my dysphoria isn't anywhere near that bad anymore since the fucker shrank so much on estrogen, I do hope that sometime in the future I won't have this nub sticking out of me anymore and will have a nice vagina (I'll even settle for 0 depth, just to stop having a thing sticking out of me).

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Who is the artist?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

A sexy little pickle with a juicy little booty.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

In case you're still wondering, it seems like the artist is G Mosley (@gmosley_ on Instagram)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Thanks!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Rick Sanchez?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Funniest shit ever

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Why is that juicy little booty right under where the shoulder blades would go? The booty is too high! The sky is falling! AAAAAGH!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Dont let c/ich_iel see this!