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They don't even really fit properly, but it happens every time and I find myself trying to find ways to fit the lyrics to the tune. In particular, the lyrics "I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air" feels like it sorta fits right, even if the rest of the song doesn't.