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[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

He started using the condoms instead of empty Mt. Dew bottles after he mistook one for a fresh bottle of Mt. Dew.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Infinite dew exploit.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

The Story of the Asmongold

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

Terrible Day to have eyes.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Man Dr. Katz really sunk low after his tv show was canceled

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Living his best life after his son Ben really came through as that real estate investor.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The implication is that he's buying a lot of large condoms because he has a large penis and has a lot of sex.

In reality, he is so addicted to gaming and drinking mountain dew that he can't be bothered to go to the bathroom, so he pees in the condoms.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh thank god. I was thinking he was storing excess Mountain Dew in them. Lmao.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Hahaha that would be something. Little dew storage packs. Not ideal!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He must just call his mom to run down with a toilet for him to shit just like Cartman in South Park

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Mom! Bathroom! Bathroom!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

He's a machine that turns mountain dew into piss balloons, and the cashier is rightfully impressed.