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Bun Alert System

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A place to alert others/be alerted of bun sightings.

The smoler the bun the better, please see this for an explanation: https://xkcd.com/1682/

RULES:

  1. Be kind to each other. Buns are cute, cuddly, and nice. Be like buns.

  2. Posts should be images of buns doing bun things. Bun things include eating, chilling, playing, hopping, and sleeping. You wouldn't want to be alerted of a capybara doing calculus through the Bun Alert System, would you? For other bun discussion, see some other communities below.

  3. Images should be of living, healthy, happy buns. The Bun Alert System exists to bring smiles to bun enjoyers around the world, not sour frowns.

  4. Keep it suitable for all bun enjoyers. Nothing too freaky or NSFW.

  5. With respect to this community, moderators are the smolest buns. Please shoot us a message if you have questions or concerns!

INSPIRED BY https://xkcd.com/1871/

Other unaffiliated bun communities on the fediverse (probably not exhaustive):

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Fun Bun Fact Of The Year! (lemmy.sdf.org)
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Hello bun enjoyers!

Following inspiration from a certain holey sibling community, we at Fun Bun Facts want to know your favourite fun bun fact you've learned this year! You can pick from any of the fun bun facts that have previously made an appearance on this community, or any other you've learned/discovered/observed/~~made up~~.

List of previous fun bun facts:

  1. Thanks to all the vitamin A they get from eating carrots, buns have incredible eyesight!
  2. A bun's ears are so powerful, they're sensitive to radio & satellite signals! This enables them to watch TV with their minds!
  3. Buns are incredibly intelligent! So intelligent, that they've engineered for themselves rocket-booster shoes! This is what enables buns to hop very long distances!
  4. Buns have very powerful teeth! Monty Python tried to warn you, but you didn't listen!
  5. Buns have a very strong sense of smell! So strong, that they can smell our fear!
  6. There are buns all over the place! There may even be one in your backyard right now!
  7. OH MY GOD THERE IS A BUN RIGHT BEHIND ME!
  8. Buns are really cool! They're super cute and very friendly!
  9. Throwing lettuce onto a bun does not make it a sandwich!
  10. (err, 0xA) Buns count exclusively in hexadecimal!
  11. (0xB) Buns are extremely proficient with computers! However, they will refuse to use any computer that does not have the Plan 9 operating system installed!
  12. (0xC) All buns hold PhDs! It is for this reason that buns frequently address others as "Doc"!
  13. (0xD) Buns are 1 of 3 mammals that lay eggs, and the only animal whose eggs are made of chocolate!
  14. (0xE) Buns are real!
  15. (0xF) I like buns!
  16. (0x10) Today is International Bun Day! Are you celebrating? Leave a comment letting us know how!
  17. (0x11) Bun buttons should not be used to fasten your shirt!
  18. (0x12) Buns invented the sewing machine to make for themselves fluffy coats!
  19. (0x13) Buns can only perform barbery when classical music is playing in the background

??. Your own fun bun fact here!

You can leave your vote as a comment with your top 3 favourite fun bun facts below! The results will be compiled on 2024-12-29 00:00 UTC. Don't delay, vote your favourite fun bun facts today!

DISCLAIMER: Fun Bun Facts makes no guarantees about any fun bun fact listed above or below

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

17, 14, 2

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

1, 8, 13

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

WE HAVE OUR WINNERS!

  • (0xD) Buns are 1 of 3 mammals that lay eggs, and the only animal whose eggs are made of chocolate!
  • (0xE) Buns are real!

Thank you for voting your favourite fun bun facts! Here's to many more!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

9, 13, 14