Bun Alert System

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A place to alert others/be alerted of bun sightings.

The smoler the bun the better, please see this for an explanation: https://xkcd.com/1682/

RULES:

  1. Be kind to each other. Buns are cute, cuddly, and nice. Be like buns.

  2. Posts should be images of buns doing bun things. Bun things include eating, chilling, playing, hopping, and sleeping. You wouldn't want to be alerted of a capybara doing calculus through the Bun Alert System, would you? For other bun discussion, see some other communities below.

  3. Images should be of living, healthy, happy buns. The Bun Alert System exists to bring smiles to bun enjoyers around the world, not sour frowns.

  4. Keep it suitable for all bun enjoyers. Nothing too freaky or NSFW.

  5. With respect to this community, moderators are the smolest buns. Please shoot us a message if you have questions or concerns!

INSPIRED BY https://xkcd.com/1871/

Other unaffiliated bun communities on the fediverse (probably not exhaustive):

founded 7 months ago
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[META] The Buns-Per-Photo Ratio High Score Awards! (lemmy.sdf.org)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Hello fellow bun enjoyers!

Some of you may have noticed my comments on certain bun posts commending the poster for achieving the highest buns-per-photo ratio seen so far on our fair Bun Alert System. If you're one of the ones who noticed, good job! If not, that's okay, I still love you.

In this here meta post, I will be keeping track of the current titleholder, as well as maintaining a list of previous holders. The list is right here, right now! (bet you weren't expecting so soon, were you?)

👑 CURRENT TITLEHOLDER: 👑

User: @[email protected]

Post: https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/28153566

Buns-per-photo: 9

PREVIOUS TITLEHOLDERS:

Please give a welcoming round of applause, for our current & previous titleholders!

FREQUENTLY QUESTIONED ANSWERS:

Q: How do you determine the current titleholder?

A: Sort by new, enjoy bun photos, count number of buns in the photos, if new record observed, check older posts for greater than or equal bun count. If none found, update roster!

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Q: Wait, I posted a bun photo with N buns in it (where N is the current uncontested high score), where's my recognition?

A: As much as your efforts are appreciated, titles are only granted to whomever achieves the record first. Don't give up though, you may find N+1 buns some other time!

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Q: What do I win if I achieve a high score?

A: Eternal Internet fame (probably)

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A bun i terrified in the spring of last year (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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I spotted one in the fediverse! (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Does it count?

publication croisée depuis : https://lemmy.world/post/24873331

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Breakin' the law, breakin' the law... (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/24595140

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Breakin' the law, breakin' the law... (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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ASU Bunnytechnic (www.dullbananas.com)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by dullbananas to c/[email protected]
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Lowrider Bun (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Cylinder dwelling bun (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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midnight buns (lemmy.sdf.org)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Turns out there are bun conventions where you can get your buns appraised. (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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B. U. T. T. (lemmy.sdf.org)
submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Sleep tight bunner (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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(lemmy.sdf.org)
submitted 4 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Hoppy New Year! sweet balls of fluff to celebrate ✨ (www.youtube.com)
submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Count the buns!

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Cute in Clover (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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😍

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I found a bun! (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Fun Bun Fact Of The Year! (lemmy.sdf.org)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Hello bun enjoyers!

Following inspiration from a certain holey sibling community, we at Fun Bun Facts want to know your favourite fun bun fact you've learned this year! You can pick from any of the fun bun facts that have previously made an appearance on this community, or any other you've learned/discovered/observed/~~made up~~.

List of previous fun bun facts:

  1. Thanks to all the vitamin A they get from eating carrots, buns have incredible eyesight!
  2. A bun's ears are so powerful, they're sensitive to radio & satellite signals! This enables them to watch TV with their minds!
  3. Buns are incredibly intelligent! So intelligent, that they've engineered for themselves rocket-booster shoes! This is what enables buns to hop very long distances!
  4. Buns have very powerful teeth! Monty Python tried to warn you, but you didn't listen!
  5. Buns have a very strong sense of smell! So strong, that they can smell our fear!
  6. There are buns all over the place! There may even be one in your backyard right now!
  7. OH MY GOD THERE IS A BUN RIGHT BEHIND ME!
  8. Buns are really cool! They're super cute and very friendly!
  9. Throwing lettuce onto a bun does not make it a sandwich!
  10. (err, 0xA) Buns count exclusively in hexadecimal!
  11. (0xB) Buns are extremely proficient with computers! However, they will refuse to use any computer that does not have the Plan 9 operating system installed!
  12. (0xC) All buns hold PhDs! It is for this reason that buns frequently address others as "Doc"!
  13. (0xD) Buns are 1 of 3 mammals that lay eggs, and the only animal whose eggs are made of chocolate!
  14. (0xE) Buns are real!
  15. (0xF) I like buns!
  16. (0x10) Today is International Bun Day! Are you celebrating? Leave a comment letting us know how!
  17. (0x11) Bun buttons should not be used to fasten your shirt!
  18. (0x12) Buns invented the sewing machine to make for themselves fluffy coats!
  19. (0x13) Buns can only perform barbery when classical music is playing in the background

??. Your own fun bun fact here!

You can leave your vote as a comment with your top 3 favourite fun bun facts below! The results will be compiled on 2024-12-29 00:00 UTC. Don't delay, vote your favourite fun bun facts today!

DISCLAIMER: Fun Bun Facts makes no guarantees about any fun bun fact listed above or below

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Fun fact about buns #13: Buns can only perform barbery when classical music is playing in the background (lemmy.sdf.org)
submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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DISCLAIMER: Fun Bun Facts makes no guarantees about the accuracy of their claims

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Dere's da wabbit! (lemmy.sdf.org)
submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Shock! The Moment My Cat and I Were Noticed Watching (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Fun fact about buns #12: Buns invented the sewing machine to make for themselves fluffy coats! (lemmy.sdf.org)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
1 comments fedilink
 
 

DISCLAIMER: Fun Bun Facts makes no guarantees about the accuracy of their claims

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Bun alerted to spotter presence (lemmy.sdf.org)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Ⓑⓤⓝ Ⓐⓛⓔⓡⓣ! (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Very round bun alert!

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Fun fact about buns #11: Bun buttons should not be used to fasten your shirt! (lemmy.sdf.org)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
0 comments fedilink
 
 

DISCLAIMER: Fun Bun Facts makes no guarantees about the accuracy of their claims

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Bun caught rocking out (lemmy.sdf.org)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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